can we just take a moment and think about the time my dad accidentally made a fried egg that looked exactly like africa
i’m the most impressed by the fact the egg also has madagascar
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs.
— (via 1112pm)
I care more than I should for others. Even strangers. And while this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, I need to remind myself not to forget about the most important person in my life. Myself. I need to be taken care of sometimes. I deserve to be happy too, right? I mean, we all…
the lady at the sandwich shop today was like “that’ll be 4.20 luv, would you like it toasted?” and i nodded and said “blaze it” and the guy working the sandwich toaster lost it